hey if u get me all hot n bothered in public with the express purpose of making fun of how flustered and adorable I get, rest assured I’ll be expressing my gratitude from my knees the second we’re alone enough, just sayin
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“Why hurt someone who’s only intention was to love you.”
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I just want Hallmark Christmas movies but with lesbians:
- You’re a hot shot femme reporter stuck in our small town for Christmas when your car breaks down and I’m the soft butch mechanic who owns the only garage.
- I almost asked you to the Winter Ball in high school fifteen years ago, but chickened out, but now we’re both home for Christmas and single and maybe we’ve got a second chance?
- You’re a cold-hearted businesswoman and I’m one of Santa’s Elves whose been put on probation and if I can’t teach you the true meaning of Christmas, they’ll never let me back in the North Pole.
I can’t believe this post got something like 2k+ notes! Here are some more Hallmark Homo for the Holidays movies:
- We’ve always been rivals at the Annual Christmas Cookie bake-off, but when we get snowed in at the Town Hall the night before the competition and are forced to Huddle for Warmth, it could be love.
- I’m a lonely veterinarian who hasn’t had a date in years, but this Magical Christmas Cat that I rescued keeps bringing hot women by the clinic and now I don’t know how to choose.
- I’m a poor single mom struggling to keep my toy store afloat and you’re Santa Claus’ daughter looking for a Mrs. Claus of her very own. Can we find love and save the family business before midnight on Christmas Eve?
Yes please. Give me corny holiday lesbians
Friendly reminder that this year’s Christmas is on a full moon.
Just saying.
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imagining my dream summer house: on a mountainous side with a view to the sea, next to an olive grove. Limewashed walls, mosaic floors, heavy wooden furniture, handmade pottery, folk embroidery, linen curtains and sheets smelling of thyme and lemon. In the yard, a heavy marble table laden with books, dried flowers and a bowl full of figs and nectarines. Afternoons spent reading, writing and sleeping in the sculpted seats under the shadow of grapevines. In the evening gatherings with friends, feasting on wine and cheese and honey, reciting lyrical poetry and naming new constellations after our loved ones
Characteristics of Keys
C Major
Completely Pure. Its character is: innocence, simplicity, naïvety, children’s talk.
C Minor
Declaration of love and at the same time the lament of unhappy love. All languishing, longing, sighing of the love-sick soul lies in this key.
Db Major
A leering key, degenerating into grief and rapture. It cannot laugh, but it can smile; it cannot howl, but it can at least grimace its crying.–Consequently only unusual characters and feelings can be brought out in this key.
C# Minor
Penitential lamentation, intimate conversation with God, the friend and help-meet of life; sighs of disappointed friendship and love lie in its radius.
D Major
The key of triumph, of Hallelujahs, of war-cries, of victory-rejoicing. Thus, the inviting symphonies, the marches, holiday songs and heaven-rejoicing choruses are set in this key.
D Minor
Melancholy womanliness, the spleen and humours brood.
Eb Major
The key of love, of devotion, of intimate conversation with God.
D# Minor
Feelings of the anxiety of the soul’s deepest distress, of brooding despair, of blackest depression, of the most gloomy condition of the soul. Every fear, every hesitation of the shuddering heart, breathes out of horrible D# minor. If ghosts could speak, their speech would approximate this key.
E Major
Noisy shouts of joy, laughing pleasure and not yet complete, full delight lies in E Major.
E minor
Naïve, womanly innocent declaration of love, lament without grumbling; sighs accompanied by few tears; this key speaks of the imminent hope of resolving in the pure happiness of C major.
F Major
Complaisance & Calm.
F Minor
Deep depression, funereal lament, groans of misery and longing for the grave.
F# Major
Triumph over difficulty, free sigh of relief uttered when hurdles are surmounted; echo of a soul which has fiercely struggled and finally conquered lies in all uses of this key.
F# Minor
A gloomy key: it tugs at passion as a dog biting a dress. Resentment and discontent are its language.
G Major
Everything rustic, idyllic and lyrical, every calm and satisfied passion, every tender gratitude for true friendship and faithful love,–in a word every gentle and peaceful emotion of the heart is correctly expressed by this key.
G Minor
Discontent, uneasiness, worry about a failed scheme; bad-tempered gnashing of teeth; in a word: resentment and dislike.
Ab Major
Key of the grave. Death, grave, putrefaction, judgment, eternity lie in its radius.
Ab Minor
Grumbler, heart squeezed until it suffocates; wailing lament, difficult struggle; in a word, the color of this key is everything struggling with difficulty.
A Major
This key includes declarations of innocent love, satisfaction with one’s state of affairs; hope of seeing one’s beloved again when parting; youthful cheerfulness and trust in God.
A Minor
Pious womanliness and tenderness of character.
Bb Major
Cheerful love, clear conscience, hope aspiration for a better world.
Bb Minor
A quaint creature, often dressed in the garment of night. It is somewhat surly and very seldom takes on a pleasant countenance. Mocking God and the world; discontented with itself and with everything; preparation for suicide sounds in this key.
B Major
Strongly coloured, announcing wild passions, composed from the most glaring colours. Anger, rage, jealousy, fury, despair and every burden of the heart lies in its sphere.
B Minor
This is as it were the key of patience, of calm awaiting ones’s fate and of submission to divine dispensation.
From Christian Schubart's Ideen zu einer Aesthetik der Tonkunst (1806) translated by Rita Steblin in A History of Key Characteristics in the 18th and Early 19th Centuries. UMI Research Press (1983).
Living in the English countryside…
- The wind howling around your house and you safe within thick stone walls
- Your hair curling in the damp
- Light shot through mist in the morning
- Blackbirds and thrushes
- Animal noises at night: owls far away, a patter of footsteps in the woods
- Sheep’s wool caught in the bare Hawthorne branches
- Sprigs of heather in your room
- Odd mounds of stone under grass, perhaps an old fort
- Hot tea coming in from the cold
- Books in the bluebell wood
- Cats looking at you from it’s perch on the dry stone walls
- Clear skies at night, bright moon, shooting stars
- Bleak landscapes that scrape the soul
- Fells in the twilight
- Moss, every where
- You find your own corner, that you visit all the time
I daydream about hanging up pastel floral covered sheets on a clothes line, bare footed in the now watery misty (from the thunderstorm last night) moss, and drinking some lavender and jasmine tea on my porch watching the thick fog wade through my flower garden.
things that make me believe in magic
- illuminated dust in the air
- the ancient atmosphere of forests
- hundreds upon thousands of snowdrops or bluebells
- songs that fill your soul
- falling snow
- the ever-changing moods of the sea
- the moon on a cool, clear night
- old buildings overgrown with plants
- when a seedling sprouts
- the intelligence in a crow’s eyes
- being awoken by the early morning sun
- the energy of storms
